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The "funny" Retirement Bio Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

White / S
$25.99
Sale price  $25.99 Regular price 
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The "funny" Retirement Bio Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

$25.99
Sale price  $25.99 Regular price 
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"I built this shirt. Not Obama, me!"
Ever wonder what the future looks like? Apparently, it involves cozy cardigans, lukewarm cafeteria pudding, and this iconic red tee. Whether you’re busy claiming credit for things you didn’t do or just trying to remember where you parked your golf cart, this shirt says it all: USA.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! We used the best threads. Tremendous threads. "People are saying it’s the softest cotton in the history of cotton. It’s bigger and better than any other shirt out there—everyone agrees. Just ask me." ...DT

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7

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